Author Topic: Bathtub Brisket <<FAIL>>  (Read 3599 times)

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Bathtub Brisket <<FAIL>>
« on: July 14, 2016, 08:29:26 AM »
I just saw this today, I guess she is not a member of this forum. Somebody buy this lady a smoker!!!!
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Re: Bathtub Brisket <<FAIL>>
« Reply #1 on: July 14, 2016, 08:59:36 AM »
Just too much to fathom, fiberglass tub puts the icing on the brisket.
Darn just a little more time in that enclosed bathroom would place her in the Darwin Award category.
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Re: Bathtub Brisket <<FAIL>>
« Reply #2 on: July 14, 2016, 09:39:36 AM »
It is just hard to comprehend how someone could possible think this is a good idea.
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Re: Bathtub Brisket <<FAIL>>
« Reply #3 on: July 14, 2016, 09:56:31 AM »
The hard part to fathom that this would be attempted in a fiberglass tub, when there is perfectly good porcelain right beside!   If she had put the rack in the bottom of the toilet, at least she could have just flushed it when things got out of hand.  That is if she were to survive the carbon monoxide poisoning!  I agree Mr. Ed, this was almost a Darwin Award.
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Re: Bathtub Brisket <<FAIL>>
« Reply #4 on: July 14, 2016, 01:29:31 PM »
Yea John, The toilet would be a great idea. I still cant believe this.
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Re: Bathtub Brisket <<FAIL>>
« Reply #5 on: July 14, 2016, 07:46:00 PM »
I don't know what to say about that other than YOU CAN'T FIX STUPID!😜😜
« Last Edit: July 14, 2016, 07:53:07 PM by drains »
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Re: Bathtub Brisket <<FAIL>>
« Reply #6 on: July 14, 2016, 08:33:43 PM »
Might have worked if the tub was a good old fashioned cast iron, :-\
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Re: Bathtub Brisket <<FAIL>>
« Reply #7 on: July 15, 2016, 01:41:15 AM »
I'm guessing that in the time it takes to cook a brisket, she was going to need to use the toilet for its intended purpose...you have to admire her enthusiasm for brisket though!
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Re: Bathtub Brisket <<FAIL>>
« Reply #8 on: July 15, 2016, 11:35:48 PM »
Loss for words. ???   Except, "Wow." :o   Others are clearly more thought-provoking on the topic.  "Natural Selection" in action!
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Re: Bathtub Brisket <<FAIL>>
« Reply #9 on: July 16, 2016, 05:26:23 PM »
These people vote too.  Probably more than once!


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